How to Annoy People in the Bathroom

Knock on the door of the restroom non-stop. If you are standing outside of a door to a single stall, keep knocking on the door. This is a great way to annoy someone and to get them out of the bathroom quickly. When someone is trying to use the restroom, there is nothing more annoying than hearing the constant knocking of someone who is not being patient. If you are inside of the bathroom and there are several stalls, run back and forth by each stall and knock loudly on the doors. Then start yelling "Hey, I'm waiting!" as you run back and forth pounding on the stalls.

Act like there's no toilet paper in your stall and ask the person in the stall next to you if they have toilet paper. Keep knocking on their stall, reaching your hand underneath and yelling "Hey! I need some toilet paper! Give me some toilet paper!" over and over until they give you some. Once they give you some toilet paper, yell "That's not enough! I need more toilet paper!" Keep knocking on the sides of their stalls to really annoy them.

Bring a whoopee cushion in the bathroom stall with you. Make sure that there are several people in the bathroom and that the majority of the stalls are full. Once you get in the bathroom stall, pull out the whoopee cushion, fill it with air, then sit on it or push the air out so that it can make loud farting sounds. Then say loudly, "Excuse me, just dropping a load. I had beans for dinner!" Then keep repeating that over and over and making the sounds with the whoopee cushion. It will not take long for this to be annoying.

Bring some melted chocolate in the bathroom and smear it on the toilet seat. Then stand by the stall with the door open. As people walk into the bathroom, say "I'm sorry. I didn't make it. Do not go in there! Whoo!" Say this to every person who walks in the bathroom, whether they are walking to your stall or not.

Take out all of the toilet paper rolls in the bathroom, put them in a basket and stand by the bathroom door. As you see people looking for toilet paper in the bathroom, say "I have a lot of toilet paper over here. I'll sell you a roll for 10 bucks."

When you get to the bathroom sink, keep pumping the soap until it's gone, no matter how long it takes. As your hands get full with soap, throw it onto the sink area and rub it on the sink's on/off knobs. Keep blocking people from washing their hands by hopping back and forth from one pump to the other. This will get annoying very quickly.

Put some peanut butter on a piece of toilet paper and drop it near the next stall. Push it into your neighbor's stall and yell "Oh my goodness! I missed the toilet! Please kick that back over here! Aaaah! Aaaah!" Then start wailing and acting like you're sobbing from sheer embarrassment. Really go over the top with this one.