How to Breed Rocks

Get a box for your rocks. Make sure the box is big enough to hold the two parent rocks and many babies. Make sure the box has holes in it and has a removable lid.

Put a towel or a small blanket in the box. Make sure your rocks are comfortable because they will spend two to three days together in this box.

Place the mother rock and the father rock inside the box on the towel or blanket and place the lid on the box. Give your rocks as much privacy as possible.

Remove the father rock after two or three hours. Leave the mother rock inside the box and replace the lid. Within a few days she will be ready to deliver her babies.

Feel the mother rock after two or three days. If she does not move, she is ready to deliver. Take her out of the box and lay her on the table. Take a large hammer and beat her with it until she breaks. Pick up all of the baby rocks and place them back in the box with plenty of sun light. Put the father back in the box to care for the baby rocks.

Smoke a few cigars to celebrate the baby rocks. Most mother rocks will produce 10 to 100 baby rocks when beaten properly.