Answer Me Buddha
Answer Me Buddha is a toy figure of the religious persona Buddha, who founded Buddhism. The toy gives humorous zen-like answers to the question, "What would Buddha do?" Just give him a shake and his message will appear beneath the transparent glass built into to his body. Read the message and share it will friends.
Convert to Judaism Instantly Spray
The Convert to Judaism Instantly Spray is a mouth spray that will make you a Jew (in spirit) when sprayed down your throat. Before you know it, you will be speaking Yiddish and experience a craving for bagels. Don't leave synagogue without it.
Jesus Adhesive Bandages
When prayer simply isn't enough, why not try Jesus Adhesive Bandages to help heal your cuts and scraps? Each bandage features colorful designs of Jesus. Jesus could heal the sick and his bandages can heal you.
I'm Saving Up For Jesus Tin Bank
Saving money can be a boring and tedious process. The I'm Saving Up For Jesus Tin Bank will give you proper motivation to put cash away for a rainy day. If you are not willing to save for yourself, could you at least do it for the son of God?
Jesus Pen
The Jesus Pen is a standard ink pin with a miniature statue of Jesus affixed to the top. Anything negative you write with the Jesus Pen will automatically be forgiven. Writing hate mail? Do it with the Jesus Pen.