Things You'll Need
Instructions
Fake Poop
Take about 1 cup of your brown molding clay and roll it between your hands until it forms a long, thick log shape.
Set your clay on a flat surface and begin bending and folding it to look like dog poop. Try folding it similarly to a pretzel, folding one end over the other so they cross each other.
Allow the clay to dry either by air or in the oven, depending on the kind of clay you bought. Read the label for instructions. Spray dried clay with a coat of shellac to preserve it and give it a more realistic, shiny appearance.
Leave your fake dog poop at a friend's house, who owns a dog or cat, in an area that would be unfortunate if an animal pooped, such as a couch, pillow or even on a laptop.
Beer Can Binoculars
Take a beer can and cut a hole in the bottom about 2 inches wide. Use a serrated knife, as this will make cutting the can a little easier. Repeat step one with another beer can the same size as your first can.
Take super glue and glue your two beer cans together, with the holes you cut facing one way, and the open tabs on top facing another way.
Glue a piece of thick string to the outside of one of your cans, and glue the other end to the outside of the other can, so that you can hang your binoculars around your neck.
Give to a friend and have a laugh over their newfound beer can binoculars.
Funny Snowman
Take a mason jar and fill it a few inches from the top with distilled water. You want to make sure to leave room for other ingredients, so the water doesn't overflow the jar.
Spray two small pieces of coal, about 1 inch wide, with shellac sealant, so the coal won't dye the water black. If you don't have two small pieces, take a larger piece and use a hammer and screwdriver to make smaller chunks.
Take a medium-sized carrot, about 5 or 6 inches long, ensuring it isn't longer than the length of the mason jar, and throw it in with your pieces of coal.
Seal up your jar and give it to somebody around the holidays. You can label it "Tropical Snowman" or "Snowman in a Can."