How to Annoy People on Xbox

Turn on your Xbox 360 and sign on to Xbox Live. Make sure you have your headset on. You need to be able to talk to annoy people.

Put in one of your favorite games with online capabilities, like "Halo 3" or "Grand Theft Auto 4," and play.

Be or act immature. If you are young, around 10 to 16, you'll have no problem with this. If you are older, try to remember what it was like to be a kid and act like it.

Complain about everything. The controller, your team mates, the game. Nothing is off limits. Remember nothing is ever your fault. Blame everything on someone else.

Pick fights will everyone. It doesn't matter if they didn't do anything to you or not. Start a fight and annoyance will follow.

Use a plethora of curse words. Try to insert them between every other word if possible. It should look and sound something like this, "Hey @*$% what the $&@# are you %@#*&$@ doing?"

Talk a lot. About everything. Game related or no. Tell people random facts that are common knowledge. Example: "Hey, you know the sky is blue. Yeah, go look. It's so blue." Remember not to let anyone finish a sentence. What you have to say is more important than anyone else.

Tell everyone how they should play. It doesn't matter if you are right or not. Impart your advice upon everyone. Remember bad advice is more annoying than good advice.

Play music loudly in the background. Who cares if they want to listen to your music or not. Make them.

Breathe heavily and through your nose if possible. Make sure everyone knows you're there even if you aren't talking.

Sing into your mic. Why talk when you can sing? It doesn't matter if you can hold a tune or not. In fact, if you can't sing it's even better.